Hard porn...

Please, read with the youtube link put on; it’s essential!

Yesterday, wandering peacefully on the rastro, I was shocked to hear that porn had been seen on my blog. I inmediately thought that some malicious hacker was intending to destroy my reputation, or, even worse, the reputation of the Rastro de Vergel. So, I continued the morning with my mind troubled.

I decided to investigate in order to get more information about the matter;

- Well, it was hard porn, legs spread wide open… various images!
- Really?
- Yes, and they were painting Homer Simpson around the very place of shame.
- Oooooooohhhhhh, I see!

Peace came back into my fragile mind. I thought that the Homer 'artwork', skillfully painted around the blossoming vagina of a girl who seemed to have some good time, was rather a funny thing; reason why I had put it in the blog, which is meant to be an entertaining surfing point, beside giving information about the venue and the shooting and publishing of loads of pictures for the sake of offering some extra value to the price of the market stalls.

Eventually, I thought the ‘Tintin’ was a bit more ‘on the limit’, knowing that some people do have a certain lack of humour when nude is involved (and specially when it comes to zoophilia).

More nude will be published in this blog, if Heaven and Telefonica (I didn’t have internet this weekend because the technician, who came to install the adsl on friday afternoon, at about 5 pm, was smelling the weekend and just didn’t check whether the thing would work); loads of nude from well known painters, photographers, sculpturists or just stuff I happen to find while surfing the intertet.

Thus, those who have high sensibility to do with nudeness, please, do not enter this blog again. This is a serious warning, done once, I won’t repeat it: More nude is to come!

I don’t think it will be considerated ‘porn’ by most of you, but… the warning has been launched!

I now will include some nude; it couldn’t be otherwise!

The image below I found with the title “Hooooooombre.jpg”. It could also be named “a happy spanish male nudist on holiday in Benidorm, having a great time in one of the discos of he english district and feeling very cheerful after a considerable amount of alcoholic beverages, just before getting thrown out by a muscelled security guard from Moskou, leaving him alone on the pitiless pavement with pain all over his hairy body and considerations of hate rising up towards russians, security guards in general, all human beings in his reach, the whole of Benidorm, the complete tourist industry of the “Comunidad Valenciana” and his wife, who he hates since the day they were married”.

Please, do watch the picture with the youtube link put on; it’s essential!

Here it comes…

 

 Put the music on!